artblack01's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Raising Lazarus]

Great animation, but we have so many preaching cartoons it's not really worth watching, especially if you're not a Christian. That's fine if you are and are making it for believers but do you think this is the right forum for making such an animation considering it also contains hentai porn cartoons and sick and twisted animations? Animation was fine but even the Greeks had more entertaining mythologies.

[SS - The Four Elements]

You really should take an anthropology class and a physics class before you jump to these cultish newage conclusions which are really silly when you understand the science of things and the origins of these notions. You could also find a better forum for your ideas which would be better received else where than trying to proselytize people here. You might rather instead, here, come up with a story that better explains your views that lecturing with some unimproved animations.

RiverJordan responds:

Thank you for the review. If you have no interest in the subject matter that were talking about, you don't have to watch the video :) Allow it to fade from your memory.

I'm going to keep on existing though, regardless.

[SS - Universal Geometry]

New age nonsense and still no real improvement on the same old same old animation. There is no real evidence for the existence of spirits and blowing out science and adding it to your pseudo science.

RiverJordan responds:

You have no idea what i'm talking about AT ALL. Justifying your comment by saying "There's no such thing as spirits" demonstrates your lack of attention paid to my work, or anything that you deem "out of the ordinary". Sometimes, it's good to listen too.

[Review: Alien vs Predator]

One of the worst movies I have ever seen, it was a parody of a parody, it quoted lines from both movie franchises, it was completely pointless, it lacked continuity and had logical flaws. Much like most sequels really. I was really hoping for something more like the game or comic series.

In short I would have rather been raped by rabid weasels than have sat through this movie or the sequel which I saw out of curiosity and on someone elses tab, I wasted my money and theirs.

Great animation and review!

[Scott Pilgrim Opening]

Great

Though you traced this, I guess, since that's what people are saying here. I've only seen the movie and the comic, not the game, I thought it was great.
Better than what I've done, it's pretty seamless... unlike mine which is kind of jumpy.
Keep up the good work!

[Beast- Kensei]

Stick figures??? Again?

Animation was awesome but I am getting tired of stick figures and no individual characteristics. Like faces. Great otherwise

[SPUD - Part 1]

Yuck

I knew it, I saw the second one first and guessed it was a Christian toon. It's Christian propaganda.

nahtanojmal responds:

Yep and not Humanistic propaganda

[SPUD - Part 2]

Eh.

Haven't seen one yet, but I am guessing this is a Christian superhero cartoon.... Animation was good, but the music didn't seem to work (it seemed more like horror/thriller movie music)....

nahtanojmal responds:

Yeah I do need to work on my audio side more